Just so we're clear
- Cocaine possession: 3-5 years in prison
- Crack possession: 15 years in prison
- Pirating music: Civil lawsuit and/or up to five years in prison
- What these little rapist shits got: One year in prison
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Dallas Clayton: HOW TO MEET THE GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS (FOOLPROOF)Buy a falconer’s...
HOW TO MEET THE GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS (FOOLPROOF)
Buy a falconer’s glove.
Approach the girl you like wearing the falconers glove.
Ask her “Excuse me, have you seen a falcon fly by here?”
Look up to the sky, hopeful/sad.
If she says “No,” look distraught and ask her if she wouldn’t mind helping…
Arnold & Son HMS1 on Tom’s wrist.
